Cross out one thing from every day's to-do list and make it the silliest

Living funny. Living silly.So I thought that it would be both funny and silly to start every to-do list with a catch and commit to doing this one thing.

If I procrastinate by Googling ‘why can’t I focus’, that counts as the task.

If I write ‘make to-do list’ on the to-do list and cross it off? Still counts. Victory via loopholes.

If I do the thing at 11:57 PM while aggressively chewing gum? Counts. Time is a construct.

This should help with tricking my brain to do more than tis one task.
If I fail, I must Venmo a friend $5 labeled ‘ADHD tax’ to monetize my shame. I guess, they will quite pleased.